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I BARELY HAD ENOUGH SMIRKING ICONS
[BARKS AT HIM, maintaining a rather comical arch over the man as he tries to pull his own face away but keep his arm extended out and tug-tug-tug on that flabby cheek]
[oh hell, there it goes]