FLAMR

[hachimaki]

FLAMR TAKASUGI SHINSUKE I'm not here for dating; I just want a good a spar. Who among you can fight? Alternatively, if you have a hard copy of a good book you can lend me, swipe right. Ambitious and competitive teen enjoys long discussions on poetry and philosophy, drinking liquor, and smoking opium; craves both understanding and entertainment; has anger issues and a sadistic streak. Single white male devout watcher of hentai, dedicated player of L**gue of L*g*nds, and self-proclaimed 'Brony'; wears a fedora and is shocked by claims of chivalry being outdated.

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Comments

[bastardofipswich]

was that your first venture into the wonderful world of emoticons???

[hachimaki]

Is that what they're called?

Yes. I wanted to show my empathy for you.

[bastardofipswich]

yeah

NEXT you'll be trying out emojis 🐙🐙🐙

[hachimaki]

...That one makes me hungry.

[bastardofipswich]

what like for calamari? i would NOT trust any here...

[hachimaki]

For takoyaki. They're fried octopus balls with toppings. Is that what calamari is?

...but you're right; I wouldn't trust any here either.

[bastardofipswich]

[ HE IS SECRETLY LAUGHING OVER "OCTOPUS BALLS" BECAUSE HE IS TWELVE. ]

close: fried squid. sometimes they look like little baby squids and it makes eating them even better

but hey if you REALLY want to get hungry... 🍆 🍕 🍣 🍣 🍣

[ Look. Emojji weren't a thing in 2006. He's kind of really into them now. ]

[hachimaki]

...You're the devious sort, aren't you.

[HE WANTS THEM SO MUCH]

[bastardofipswich]

well....

i AM in hell for a reason

[ Of course, that reason's more "murder" and less "spamming with emojis." ]

[hachimaki]

Now that I'd like to hear.

[bastardofipswich]

awww but it loses its impact over text!

1/2

[hachimaki]

Then pick up the phone.

[hachimaki]

[ RING... RING... ]

[bastardofipswich]

[ WELL OKAY, he'll pick up the phone. ]

Not exactly what I had in mind...

[hachimaki]

You wanted your words to have impact. I can only imagine it's so you can add your own vocal flare to your story.

So? Let's have it.